A Package Out of Left Field

Hi

I put a package in the mail today to someone. It is part one of an undetermined number.
It is slim and brown and boring to look at, therefore, no picture.
It is low budget and cost me about $18 in gas to drive a round trip of 4.8 miles from my home to my office.
It is truly random and thematic (mostly).

enjoy.

WHERE!?!?

Is the package? Has anyone gotten goodies? is the package lost? I am worried, should we wait to see the package anytime soon on the news, about how it's been missing since it took a cruise with its recently wedded significant other and now is nowhere to be found?

Has the package flew away never to be seen again, a la witness protection style?

I'm scared.